Barbeque Me Baby!

        BBQ me, baby; don't mean maybe;
        I'm so hot on you.
        Toast me baby; don't mean maybe;
        I just roast for you.
        Love me honey; bring some money;
        I just burn for you.

        Damn dog died; my ass got fried;
        I'm so hot on you.
        You wanted to cook; I got the gas;
        I just roast for you.
        How'd I know you meant my ass;
        I just burn for you.

        You do stuff to drive me crazy;
        I'm so hot on you.
        You took my dog out for a walk;
        I'm so hot for you.
        Massaged his head with a rock;
        I may burn for you.

        BBQ me, baby; don't mean maybe;
        I'm so hot on you.
        Toast me baby; don't mean maybe;
        I just roast for you.
        Love me honey; bring some money;
        I'm so hot on you.

        I forgive your stuff anyhow;
        I'm so hot on you.
        Just stay away from my brown cow;
        I may roast for you.
        There are some things I won't allow;
        I may burn for you.
                    
        Saw the preacher the other day;
        I'm so hot on you.
        I've this gal for a rainy day;
        I'm so hot for you.
        He prayed rain, rain, please stay away;
        But, I still burn for you.

        BBQ me, baby; don't mean maybe;
        I'm so hot on you.
        Toast me baby; don't mean maybe;
        I just roast for you.
        Love me honey; bring some money;
        I'm so hot for you.

        Told my sister the other day;
        I'm on fire for you.
        Said love her now before you're dead;
        From too much BBQ.
        You never know when it's your day;
        She may just fire you.

        Invited my ex over for the day;
        I just cook for you.
        You threw her out only in play;
        I'm so hot for you.
        Said she can visit one more day;
        It's time to BBQ.

        BBQ me, baby; don't mean maybe;
        I'm so hot on you.
        Toast me baby; don't mean maybe;
        I just roast for you.
        Love me honey; bring some money;
        I'm so hot for you.

        You took my Caddy for a ride;
        I'm so hot on you.
        You called to say the engine died;
        I may burn for you.
        Said bring it back cause we're not through;
        I'm so hot for you.

        I just don't care; I love you still;
        I only boil for you.
        Just write my name in on your will;
        I'm so hot for you.
        I'll pick you up and have my way;
        While I'm still hot for you.

        BBQ me, baby; don't mean maybe;
        I'm so hot on you.
        Toast me baby; don't mean maybe;
        I just roast for you.
        Love me honey; bring some money;
        I still burn for you.

        Finally died and went to hell;
        I'm still hot on you.
        Told the devil all that you did;
        He's now hot on you.
        I'm down here now; you're still up there;       
        But, I still burn for you.

        Devil says you'll join us soon;
        We'll both be hot on you.
        Have a little menage a trois;
        We three can BBQ
        Start a hell of a family;
        We'll all be hot on you.

        BBQ me, baby; don't mean maybe;
        I'm so hot on you.
        Toast me baby; don't mean maybe;
        I just roast for you.
        Love me honey; bring some money;
        I still burn for you.

        Author: Jim Roy
        161 McClellan Rd.
        Nepean, Ont.

        Phone: 613-829-3725

        Date:  3 Mar. 2001

        Availability: This lyric is available at no charge for use by any blues 
        performers who can compose a blues tune to fit the theme 
        of the lyric. All I ask is that you let me know if you've 
        been able to use it as part of an original composition, 
        give me author credit if the song gets published and 
        provide me with a tape of the song once you have done a 
        recording you are happy with.