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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged
CATS: The other white meat
Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot
Dain bramaged
Don't be sexist - broads hate that
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Boldly going nowhere
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
I'm an imbecile and I vote
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your butt?
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
Don't xxxx me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath...You'll need it to blow up your date!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Grow your own dope, plant a man
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots...I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
National Revenue: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it
We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
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