That Ol' Exercise Blues
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear
heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't
lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures
out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people
who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least:
I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!